Please read carefully to follow booking protocol:


Please settle fee discreetly on arrival in a plain unsealed envelope.

UK dates require 40% deposits whilst FMTY bookings require 50%.

Deposits refunded in full if I cancel, but retained if you cancel with under 5 days notice.

Deposits can be carried forward for future dates rebooked within 12 wks.

Full fee payable if you cancel with 48hrs notice or less.

Full/unobscured Govt ID Screening is obligatory, as is protected/safe interaction.

NO intimacy will occur without scrupulous intimate grooming and cleanliness.

NO refund given if a date is ended or curtailed due to poor hygiene or behaviour.

Enquiries MUST clearly list proposed date(s) location, start time and duration.

24hrs notice required. Same day bookings incur 50% rush fee over standard fee.

Agreed overtime pay must be settled at the start of the extension hour.

All dates must include food, as my prep and travel time can take 2-3 hours each way.

Mentioning 'Birdette' in email shows your complete compliance to guarantee a response.

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